yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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