Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
We were destined to go to rehab together
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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