Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
worst night to have a conscience
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Randomize
