If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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