I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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