I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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