I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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