On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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