arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Randomize
