dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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