watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
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