Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
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