I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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