He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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