You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
