We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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