Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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