She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Send help, water and tortillas.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
