In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Randomize
