Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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