Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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