I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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