i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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