Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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