party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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