how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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