she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Just high enough for therapy.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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