We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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