Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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