If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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