i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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