Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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