You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
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