it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
he was CRYING into my vagina
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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