East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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