North Korea, Best Korea!
Your dad touched me again.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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