I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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