when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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