so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Randomize
