I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Randomize
