How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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