You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Randomize
