I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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