Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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