Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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