I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
