wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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