wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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