remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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