I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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