i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
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