You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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